Country Dictionary

Khiske

Yiddish name for a type of sausage - can also refer to what the Brits might call a “gentlemen’s sausage”

That hot shiksa Shmuley’s been banging sure leads him around by the khiske!

swistusion

STAKES. TWIST. CONCLUSION.

Step one: Collect underpants
Step two: ?
Step three: PROFIT
That’s the whole swistusion baby !!

Smoke an L

To burn one: to toke, smoke and cough-choke a little green. The L is for Lifted, Lid, spLiff…only Nelly knows for sure.

Yo brotatochip! Let's knock back that half handle of Ciroq then roll up and smoke an L!

Stick-A-Dick

What your super horny girlfriend says when she really means ‘Lik-A-Maid Fun Dip’ (aka the candy with the stick you probably tried snorting in grade school)

I have a craving for something sweet, like Stick-A-Dick