A fork of Rural Dictionary
The day that the guys with the most gigantic dicks are born on. Their schlong is so long it’s like a 3rd leg.
Hey bro, look at that guy’s massive cock! Oh, probably born on March 1st.
Hottest fucking gaping white whoredawg who loves fucking his pet river.
Guy 1: Yo dude, don’t go over there. Guy 2: Why? Guy 1: Because that’s Canyon fucking his pet River!