Country Dictionary

The approximate calculation of a shitload is 743 lbs.

Whoa dude... Your girl weighs a shitload.

A person who beasts ass. Typically, it is a male homosexual who enjoys inserting his member into the anus of another man.

Gay Dude: I wanna beast your ass.
Gay Dude 2: I'm ready for your assbeast style.

The most criticized sport in the United States because of "low scoring, no contact, look gay, fags, blah blah".. when actually its the best sport in the world. It is normally dissed by American Football players that feel they are "men" because they wear a shitload of pads and run for 5 seconds at a time. Most of the time, the hot ladies end up with a soccer player.

American Football player - How did he get that fine girl?
Hot girl - He plays soccer. I love soccer players.
American Football player - Damn. My penis is small.
Soccer player - Ho Ho Ho.. I'm the man.

a female wigger that is known for using ebonics.

girl: yo i rep the 910 wit my sexi bodi
dude: WIGGSTRESS ALERT!

A jobber is someone that is a no name loser. He never plays and when he does, he's only in to get playing time or to lose on purpose.

MLS is full of jobbers.

Cape Fear High school is full of jobbers

Goldberg only wrestled jobbers.

Hells no is worse then "Hell no." Hence the "s" after Hell.. which implies that that it is multiple Hells making it worse then only a single Hell.

Bro - Go to the Kenny Chesney concert with me
Me - Hells no. Kenny Chesney is a fag.

A "wwigger" is a wannabe wigger. A white guy who tries to wear "wigger" clothing.

Dude 1:Look at Michael.. he's wearing Shaq shoes.. what a wwigger
Dude 2: Yah.. when have you ever seen a black guy wear Shaq shoes.. besides Shaq himself.