Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Arrowed Noggin

When one receives multiple arrows to the head (noggin) in rapid succession.

After pissing off expert archers, they soon quickly turned my head into an Arrowed Noggin.

by SithLordTrevor April 10, 2017

Robert's Mastery Paradox

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.

Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.

by SithLordTrevor November 27, 2019

The Bad Player Effect

When a player is so clueless and bad, that it benefits him or her. Sometimes, resulting in defeating others that are skillful.

What? This guy killed me! Who nonchalantly pushes the middle of the map like that? That is a pure example of the bad player effect!

by SithLordTrevor August 07, 2018

The Triple Six Standard

The Triple Six Standard represents the three characteristics most women yearn for in a man. The first is being 6 feet tall or taller, the second is having a 6-inch penis or larger, and the third is having an income of 6 figures or more.

Yeah, the Triple Six Standard is harsh, since two of the three characteristics we have no control over. - random upset man

by SithLordTrevor February 19, 2020

Pavlovian TikTok Song

When one hears a TikTok song and gets an erection due the the connection of the song with various women dancing sexually. One can elicit an erection from merely a song, just as Pavlov was able to do so with dogs and bells.

This new song I heard on the radio is a Pavlovian TikTok Song! I just got hard, mike.

by SithLordTrevor January 16, 2022

Literogitimately

A combination of the words 'literally' and 'legitimately.' Typically used as a one word response to something you agree with.

Travis: I went to the store and they had no baby powder, this store is clearly terrible. Trevor: Literogitimately, dude.

by SithLordTrevor September 25, 2024

Anakin’s Paradox

When the action of one’s doing to prevent something ends up being the catalyst for its occurrence. For example, if I set out to save a fish, and my attempt to save the fish ends up getting the fish killed, then this is Anakin’s Paradox.

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith really showcases Anakin’s Paradox.

by SithLordTrevor November 04, 2019