A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this. Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present* Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.” Parent B “Did it go well?” Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!” Parent B “Was it really that big?” Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
A Florida king is a person whose house is a total disgusting mess. It could also be used to describe someone who is kind of a red flag but it could also describe an ick.
Person A “I went to his house right” Person B “yeah, how’d it go?” Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.” Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
A scrote sock is a sock or look alike in which you use to warm up your pee-pee when it’s cold.
Person A “Lately my pee-pee’s been feeling rather cold and I don’t know what to do” Person B “You could use a scrote sock”
A wanker bag functions like a cum rag although instead of a rag its a bag. It could be a sock.
Person A “So how’d the date go?” Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag” Person A “So what did you do?” Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”
Mustard nugs is used to describe that disgusting stuff smokers get between their teeth.
Person A “I thought he was a cool smoker yk?” Person B “Me too, but then I saw him smile with his mustard nugs and I just kinda left”