A fork of Rural Dictionary
A furry animal that shall soon be the rulers of the universe. They have big ears.
"They're coming man. The monkeys. They're coming for me!"
To masturbate. Actually called kill a kitten.
Every time you masturbate, god kills a puppy.
The least ghetto town in the world, The Woodlands is home to the #1 snobbiest high school in the United States, as named by Larry King himself. Despised throughout Texas for our superiority in everything except academics because the student population is mostly stoned off of their ass (all the time).
You know you live in the Woodlands when you: Don't care about seeing Porche's anymore Drop a quarter and don't bother picking it up Complain about getting an '04 BMW instead of the '05 Benz that you wanted.