Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Turtle on a Trampoline

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by making a thin tight layer with the scrotum skin by stretching it in two directions. Then bouncing the shaft and head of the penis up and down on the scrotum

That guy just showed me his Turtle on a Tramoline, apparently its a famous dick trick in New England.

by Skott September 21, 2004

Morning Glory

n. A legal seed that can be bought at Home Depot for cheap. Has similar effects to LSD when eaten.

He ate way too much morning glory seeds and threw up the hotdog he ate last night.

by Skott September 21, 2004

Life

To proceed to attempt to obtain and width-hold enough information to define the word "universe" as clearly and deeply as possible.

Mathematics and Scientific research is the key to having a successful life.

by Skott October 15, 2004

Steamy

an alternative approach to the word cool

I look reasonably steamy with this new over coat

by Skott September 17, 2004

Grove Street

The street in which Carl Johnson (the main character in GTA San Andreas) grew up.

Yo CJ get your ass back to Grove Street before I give you an italian boiler.

by Skott October 28, 2004

Ammu-Nation

A top of the line gun-store that has multiple locations in Liberty City, Vice City, and San Andreas.

The owners of Ammu-Nation don't seem to care if you have a gun-license or not.

by Skott November 02, 2004

culk

a universal word similar to fuck can be used in many situations.

Hey I just culked your dad. Go blow a culk negro. Want to toss my salad culk-boy?

by skott February 08, 2005