A fork of Rural Dictionary
something that is stupid and funny at the same time
Guy 1: So a guy walks into a bar...OUCH! Guy 2: ROFL THAT'S A KNEE SLAPPER! *slaps knee* Random Guy: Oh yeah? How bout a face slapper! *slaps Guy 1 and 2's face*
a piece of string you give your girlfriend cuz you can't afford a ring, if you say it really fast it sounds like promise ring heard it on the awesome show Still Standing
''hey ya give your gf the promise ring yet?'' ''nah i got her a *says it really fast so he won't catch it* promise string'' ''huh? thats what i said''