Country Dictionary

In western superstition: vengeful spirit that inhabits the body of a man after eating at Mc.Donalds. It cannot be seen, only heard through loud groans and screams coming out of one's rear.

"Dude, go see a priest: I think you have a McBurghost."

When one hears noises so disgusting they go deaf.

I was peeing at the urinal in a public bathroom with an ass orchestra playing in the cabins. It gave me a beethoven nightmare.

Term referring to a person whom after breakup tries to badmouth their ex on sites such as Myspace or Urban Dictionary, thus wasting editors' (non-precious) time.

Instead of swinging her fist into his face, she decided to go home and be a Pissed-Off-Ex.

The act of coating your balls with a shiny substance.

Yesterday I did some ballglazing in order to...in order to...uhh.

The fear of becoming blue.

There are few diseases as rare as smurphobia.

The counterattack to mindfucking. It signifies reducing language to a level of fun and communication only, thus preventing philosophy and propaganda.

We'll get those mindfuckers in the end, thanks to our wordbusting.

One who uses the Urban Dictionary in a scholar establishment.

Teacher:"That word doesn't exist Jhonny!"
Jhonny:" Protip douchechill: I'm an Urban Poet, so eat humble pie!"