Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

going moron

Superlative form of "playing the fool". When one is about to engage in idotic activities, realises it, yet goes through with it.

I asked my friend to kick me in the nuts. As he raised his leg a doubt suddenly came to my mind. "Fuck that", I thought, "I'm going moron...UUUHH."

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Wankopause

An undetermined period of time during which a single man neither masturbates nor watches pornography.

During Wankopause, a man's productivity increases 50000%.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Dickrest

Table on which a person lays their privates to relax them.

After running around all day I could sure use a good dickrest.

by skyjuice December 31, 2008

Curve Force

A lesser known interaction in physics, primarily between men's eyes and women's bodies.

The Curve Force is known to possess the lowest value in terms of utility, and the greatest potential of disaster. It is a spontaneous reaction, and hence difficult to prevent. Its directly proportional to the beauty of the woman, and inversly to that of the man.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Magical Definition

Definition one writes believing it will become true.

"Joe:handsome and rich king of the magical fairylands." is a magical definition.

by skyjuice December 31, 2008

Reality Pirate

Someone who fucks up the mind of masses to make money, because they lack a social gene.

Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008