A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your beating your meat and your about to cum and you speed your stroke up. Then when your shooting you slow the stoke up the get the best out of your session. Another word: *Pitch*
"When I was watching a porno last night, I started The Wind Up during the first sex scene."
When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you kick her arms out from her and ride her like a snowblower.
"I was doing the Snow Blower with her, it was hilarious."
When your masterbating with no porn and it takes like 20 minutes to get off and you keep switching hands because your forearms are burning.
"I was so bored, that I decided to start Whappy Knacking on my couch."
The flap of skin that hangs from the stomach covering the vagina. Usually worn by overweight woman.
"Brian was so desperate, that he had a one night stand with that one girl and flipped up her panel."
When you're fucking a girl missionary style and her *Panel is flying back and forth creating a clapping sound.
"When I was with her over the weekend, I heard some loud noise. She was Thunder Clapping the whole time when I was fucking her"
Slightly different than an orgy, but the only difference is it's with pigs instead of people.
"I went up to the farm and saw a Porgy in the mud."