A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun: Previously thought to be the mix between a Pug and Corgy dogs, the definition has now been revealed as "One who wants to fuck Porgs, the cute puffin-muffins from the Star Wars universe"
"I was ok with Linda being a furry, but then she told me she was a Porgy too, and I just can't have that around my kids"
Slightly different than an orgy, but the only difference is it's with pigs instead of people.
"I went up to the farm and saw a Porgy in the mud."
Contraction of "Pudgy orgy", group sex amongst those of grand dimensions (I.E. Fatties, Sows, Porkers, Swamp Rhinos, etc). A Porgy generally occurs when the efforts of the fatsos to bone or be boned by a somewhat slimmer individual fail miserably, and thus they are left with the choice of eternal virginity or sweaty, mouthbreathing copulation with those of their own kind. A Porgy can be infiltrated by chubby chasers of both sexes.
I'm here for the porgy" "Hey dude, we're having a porgy tonight at my place" "Shaniqua got her ass crushed at the porgy
And orgy with a really fat girl (pig)
Last night me and my mates picked up a fat girl from the pub and took her home for a porgy.