Country Dictionary

A fat ass ride.

That yellow thing I wish was sitting in my garage.

A blow job from your grandmother.

She gave me a hardcore sloppy rocker.

The area between a mans testicles and asshole.

Steven got his guiche pierced.

A donkey wash, in its purest form, is a slobbering wet rim job.

Gen.Craig sure gives a good donkey wash.

Someone who goes to Phish concerts, wears jesus rope sandals, has frizzy hair and some kind of undescribable body odor.

Don't walk by the river unless you want to buy some gum from a neo-hippie.

A clever spackling product that comes in 2 colors. Caucasian and African American. And 2 sizes, large jug and small jug. Product first introduced on Comedy Central on 'The Man Show'.

That plumber needs some ass-spackle.

A six stringed instrument often using nylon or steel strings. The instrument is also seen in 7 or 12 string models, hollow or solid and is adorned by 2 or possibly three pick-ups that help produce the sound.

I have purchased a brand new guitar.