A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of laying tarp on the bed, oiling yourself and the tarp up with water and washing up liquid and then sliding into pussy head first. Akin to a Slip N' Slide
Person 1: Hey, Baby Girl, wanna indulge in a little Slippery Greg?
Person 2: Fuck yeah, I'll get the tarp
Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.
Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch
The act of kicking a person up the arse when they have viciously horrible diarrhea.
Kevin: You'd better shut your diseased ass up before I give you my signature Goopy Kick
The anal queef that follows through. (Cockney Slang)
He fell down the apples and pears and did a Slimy Sue