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mcdonalds

1. A new innovation in disposal that gets rid of toxic waste by packaging it as food and selling it to people who don't know any better. 2. The lowest common denominator (for eating out). 3. An expression of United States cultural imperialism/cultural pollution (as seen from outside the United States). A symbol of increasing global cultural homogenization. 4. One of the best incentives for students to work hard at their studies, so that they can either a) avoid ever working there or b) stop having to work there. See mcjob. 5. An eating place that can give you malnutrition and indigestion simultaneously. 6. An evil cult hell-bent on seducing youth and molding their eating preferences for life. See happy meal, branding. 7. Outside of the United States, a symbol of America -- Frequently the target of demonstrations, riots, arson etc. in consequence if no embassy or consulate is close by.

McDonalds is invading the world -- like a virus.

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 07, 2006

mcdonalds

what got yo mama fat

That ain't baby fat bitch...the McDonalds gave you that shit!

by Nick D February 09, 2003

mcdonalds

the largest fast food chain. idiots are eating too much of the food and got super fat. so instead of excercising and going cold turkey, they sued mcdonalds. what did they do with the money? bought more big macs.

after seeing super size me, i will never eat at fast food restaurants again.

by thegreatmonkey November 20, 2004

mcdonalds

the absolute crappiest fast food restaurant where only little children, hobos, poor people and fatasses addicted to their food go to eat. they say they serve healthy salads but the truth is one salad has more fat than one of their rat poisoned nazi burgers.

its surprising mcdonalds hasn't gone out of business, after all their president had a heart attack from eating too much of his own shitty food creations.

by PlayDohMan July 03, 2004

mcdonalds

The home of trash-eaters. The CEO of McDonald's recently died of a heart attack? Don't you find that coincidental? Plus Justin Timberlake should die for giving McDonald's that crap catchprase.

Do do do do doooooooooo ... I'm lovin it! *dies of a heart attack*

by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004

mcdonalds

a shitty ass place to work with asshole managers like lisa.

welcome to McHell may I take your order please?

by JmL May 01, 2005

mcdonalds

When using the bathroom in McDonalds, be sure to flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen.

I dropped a piece of hemp rope at McDonalds and made sure I flushed twice. Three days later, a Big Mac is born.

by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004