A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hair strands long enough to cover a girls breast's
Chad : Last night I was in lying Michelle's bed rubbing my cock and she then came into the room brushing her Boob Curtians! Craig : Shit dude your so lucky! Chad : Yeah then she rubbed her Boob Curtians all over my cock and I came all over her! Mark : (sniff) (sniff) Craig : What the fuck's his problem? Chad : Probally misses Michelle's Boob Curtians! Craig : Yeah I sure would! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Chad : Dude quit jacking off to Michelle's Boob Curtians! Mark : (sniff) (sniff) Chad : And you quit crying like the little bitch you are!
Skin tight pants that show off a girls curves and create boners.
Chad can usually be found in the supply room jacking off when Keirsten wears leggings to work.
When the penis creates vigorous action in the pussy or anus
Chad : Craig this is Olivia our new girl please show her around! Craig : Sure Chad no problem! Craig : This is our break room where we eat lunch and take breaks Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh God! Oh God! I'm Cumin Baby! Olivia : What Is That? Craig : Oh that's Jake & Kiersten they like to Pound in the bathroom! Craig : And this is Chad's Office! Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort! Squeal! Squeal! Squeal! Olivia : Oh My God Does He Have A Pig In There? Craig : No that's Steve our weekend bitch Chad likes to pound his ass! Olivia : I See! Craig : And this is our janitor closet this is where I will Pound you and you will suck my dick! Olivia : Gee it's not very romantic! Craig : True but there is a mop handy to clean up the cum when we are finished! Olivia : Well I guess that convenient! Craig : Mmmm! I can't wait to Pound your little ass!
When two people rent a room to have sex in
Taylor : Last night me and Tyler had Hotel Sex! Mandy : O wow wasn't you afraid your husband might get mad? Taylor : Hell No! Besides what he don't know wont hurt him! Chad : So Taylor I guess you & me will be having some Hotel Sex tonight! Taylor : Fuck You! Im Married ASSHOLE! Chad : Yeah but you wouldn't want your husband to find out about you and Tyler's Hotel Sex! Taylor : FINE! I'll book a room at the Best Western but your paying for it! Chad : Great i'll bring lot's of condom's! Taylor : Oh God me and my big mouth! LATER ON Steve : O Wow Chad & Taylor are having Hotel Sex tonight! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Braun : HEY JACKOFF WHERE'S TAYLOR? Steve : Uhhh! I don't know? Braun : YOU BETTER TELL ME OR YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS! Steve : Ok she's having Hotel Sex with Chad! Braun : GRRRRRR! WAIT TIL I GET MY HAND'S ON THIS SO CALLED CHAD GUY IM GONNA BREAK HIS NECK HE'S ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS! Steve :Oh Shit's!
Otherwise known as Cum it's produced in the males testicles and released during sex or while jacking off occurs.
Kiersten : Jake is so amazing his Sexual Sauce taste's & feels oh so good! Kaylee : Sounds like a sticky mess to me! Kiersten : Well of course you would say that silly cause you have no man to shower you in Sexual Sauce! Kaylee : Well if I did I would not brag about it! Steve : Hey guys I will be in Chad's office if you need me he's going to shower me in his Sexual Sauce! Kiersten : Wow Kaylee even Steve get's showered in Sexual Sauce! Kaylee : Wow Kiersten Why don't you ever SHUT THE FUCK UP!
When a guy's get's sexual aroused and his penis expands so it can be pleasured.
Chad : Oh Kiersten I just love to run my hands through your soft long hair and it always smells so good! Kiersten : Well I hope it Stimulates your dick cause I like to suck it and stick it in my body! Chad : Well why don't you just give me A blowjob while I'm caressing your hair then I will fuck you from behind and I will rub my face in your beautiful locks! Kiersten : Oh Chad I think I just creamed on your sheets! Chad : No problem my wife's gonna wash them tomorrow anyway we can cum on them all we want! Kiersten : Oh boy let's have a cumfest! Chad : Let the mess begin!
When a girl has 3 dicks in her at the same time one in the mouth, one in the ass, and one in her pussy!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh Abi!!! Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink Snort! Snort! Snort Oh Abi!!! Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock! Kaylee : Hey Jake could you go in there and ask Chad if we could have a raise? Jake : Sure I guess? Oh Wow! Holy Fucking Shit!!! Chad : God Damn't Jake get the fuck out were giving Abi A double fuck here Jesus Christ! Abi : 3 Cocks! Chad : What a great idea A Triple Cock Jake get over here and stick your cock in Abi's mouth! Jake : O Wow!! Talk about a raise! Kiersten : So Kaylee did Jake get us a raise? Kaylee : Uh no but he did get one for himself! Kiersten : Mother Fuck there giving her a Triple Cock now im gonna kill him! Kaylee : Or if you really want a raise just let them give you a Triple Cock! Kiersten : Now that a good idea!