A fork of Rural Dictionary
A popular magazine that features naked women & other articles of interest
Kiersten : Shit I should pose for Playboy I really need the money! Jade : What makes you think they would want you? Kiersten : Uh cause im hot! DUH! Kaylee : Oh brother Steve is bragging about the inheritance his uncle left him! Kiersten : Oh wow it's my lucky day! Hey Steve Kiersten could sure use a new car! (Wink) Steve : Well Steve could use a new car too but all I own is a massive blow up doll collection and a big stack of Playboy's, but you could come over to my place after work and watch me fuck my dolls and jack off! (Wink) Kiersten : God you are disgusting Fuck You! Kaylee : Hey Kiersten you do realize the first issue of Playboy is worth like a lot of money don't you? Kiersten : Hey Steve wait up do you need a back rub how about a blowjob? Kaylee : God she is such a hore! Jade : Yeah no kidding she really needs to pose for Penthouse or Hustler!
When a girl is strapped for cash and sells herself as a prostitute to earn the money she needs
Kiersten : Hey Jake could you buy me a new car with the money you have saved up mine's on the blink? Jake : No Way I'm gonna buy me a side by side with that money! Kiersten : Fine then I guess my new car is gonna cost me 25 Fucks! Jake : Oh no I will not let 25 guy's stick there dick in my girl get a loan! Kiersten : Oh I'm sure some guys will sleep with me more than once! Jake : SLUT!!!
When two people connect there private parts together and create pleasure!
Beth : It was so nice to see you and your family together at church yesterday you should go more often! Chad : Yeah I have to work a lot of Sunday's but it's such a rewarding feeling to get in touch with the lord! Kiersten : Hey Chad I think I left my panties in your bed Saturday night could you bring them by my place after work. Beth : O My God do you Fuck another women besides your wife? Chad : Hell no I Fuck many women besides my wife! Beth : You god damn dirty asshole I hope you go to hell! Chad : Wow what A dirty mouth you have guess I will see you there! Beth : And I bet you don't even work on Sunday's either! Chad : Hey sex is work I only have 4 hours to Fuck 5 women and 2 guy's! Beth : You fuck guy's too AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
When a penis is injected into a pussy or anus and vigorous pounding occurs
Kiersten : Oh Jake! I just love when you sneak up behind me and kiss my neck! Jake : Well you just wait till after work i'll be kissing more then just your neck! Chad : Wow Kiersten I remember when I used to kiss your naked body and Fuck your soft pussy after work! Kiersten : Wow Chad why don't you go home and Fuck your wife after work! Chad : Uh Gross!
A word used to describe anger, excitement & sexual intercourse
Blake : Hey is Jake home by any chance? Kiersten : No he's still at work would you like to come in! Blake : Sure! Wow do you always wear just a bra, panties & socks around the house? Kiersten : No not always most of the time I take them off! Blake : O Dear God You Are So Fuckin Hot! Kiersten : Well are you gonna kiss me or not? Blake : Ok I guess Mmmmm! Oh Fuck your lips are soft! Kiersten : Well are you gonna Fuck me or not? Blake : I don't know Jake is my best friend! Kiersten : Fuck Jake I want you to Fuck me! Blake : Fuck it I want your pussy! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh Fuck it's so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Kiersten : Oh Baby! You like to Fuck my tight pussy don't you! Blake : Fuck Yeah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Blake: Oh Fuck we got cum all over Jake's sheet's! Kiersten : Who the Fuck cares he needs to do laundry anyway! Jake: : What in the Fuck is going on in here! Blake : Oh nothing we were just taking a nap! Jake : You Fuckin bastard you stuck your dick in my girl! Blake : No she wanted to Fuck me honest! Kiersten : Help me Jake he's Fuckin crazy! Jake : Don't worry I'm gonna pound his Fuckin face in! Kiersten : Yeah Blake he's gonna Fuck you up! Jake : Kiersten baby why don't you go take a shower and wash his cum off your face! Jake : Mmmm don't you just lover her tight little ass I think I will join her in the shower and Fuck it! Blake : This is Fucked up I'm outta here!
Otherwise known as Sexual Intercoarse
Chad : Mmm! Dam Michelle your naked body is so hot! Ahhh! Michelle : Thanks Chad so are you gonna rub it or Fuck it? Chad : Mmm! Im gonna Fuck the shit out of it! Michelle : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Chad's Wife : Hey guy's dinner's ready wow I wish you would Fuck my pussy like that! (sniff) (sniff) Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Hey honey try to keep it warm for us I still need to Fuck Michelle in the ass! Michelle : Oh Chad I must warn you when guy's Fuck me in the ass I tend to poo! Chad : Who cares my wife can clean it up! Michelle : Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! AhhhUhhhhOhhhh! Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh Squishy! Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would fuck me in the ass so I can poo all over you dick! (sniff) (sniff) Chad : Damn we got poo and cum all over the bed & us guess we need to shower! (wink) Michelle : Oh Chad you just want to rub soap all over my hot naked body and Fuck me in the shower! Chad : Oh baby you know I do! Hey honey can you clean up this mess while me and Michelle Fuck in the shower! Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would Fuck me in the shower! (sniff) (sniff)
A word used to describe sexual intercourse or frustration
Steve : So did you Fuck Piper last night? (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh) Chad : Mmm I sure did cum was running out of her like a leaky faucet. Piper : Hey Chad im Pregnant so you might want to get another job so you can support me and our baby. Chad : Fuck That I already got 2 if I get another job I won't have time to Fuck girls. Piper : Well I guess you wont be doing that anymore cause im the only pussy your gonna Fuck GOT IT! Chad : FUCK MY LIFE! Steve : Wow Chad sounds like you gave Piper a pregnant Fuck last night. (Wink) Chad : Shut The Fuck Up & Go Fuck Yourself You Jackass! Steve : Ok Oh Steve Fuck Me (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)