A fork of Rural Dictionary
What happens when an automatic toilet flushes while you're still sitting on it.
I sat-down to take a dump on the toilet in the Chicago airport, and I had barely moved forward when suddenly it flushed and I was a victim of the bidet effect.
Tired, worn-out, bedraggled, frazzled, ragged, frizzy.
After a ride on the crazy roller coaster, Betty's hair looked befraggled.