Country Dictionary

The new name for the former Republican Party

The Trumplican Party leader, Donald Trump wants to be King.

The waiting time after you click a tab where you don't know if your computer has gone to hell or not. You don't know if you're waiting for heaven or hell.

I hit "enter" and now I'm just watching it spin. I'm sitting in clicktagory until my computer god decides where to send me purgatory heaven hell

Same as shithead only more polite

Did you see what that shirthead did? He's a real piece of shirt.

Pet sleeping chamber in the bedroom, usually on the floor, but generally, just large enough for a particular animal to turn around and sleep in. An enclosed petbed, often portable.

"Bedcase", {doghouse}{petcage}

An internet tongue afflicting those who can't stop sending emails.

Clicking on a link and then being buried in email because of it. "I asked about their store hours and they went all Spamish on me. I got buried in e-mails!" spam email

Spamish; adjective, a condition arising from repeated and unwanted communication, digital, verbal or otherwise.

email phone calls twits notes ex. You must be speaking Spamish, you've asked me 12 times. If I get another email from this bookclub, it turns Spamish.

All three forms of their, there and they're condensed to one comprehensive term. Immediately recognizable in any usage, removing any anxiety or being wrong.

Theiyr're you go. Call us when you get theiyr're. Remind your guests to bring theiyr're raincoats.