Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

whiskey boner

When you’re so drunk, you get a Boner. A side effect of many drugs, including alcohol.

Hey girl, you ready to go cause I got a whiskey Boner

by SmashTheState May 22, 2023

Lgbtq agenda

The lgbtq agenda is: -not being killed for existing -not being oppressed for existing

There is no lgbtq agenda

by SmashTheState June 30, 2023

Gender terrorist

An anarchist or marxist who actively uses their gender expression as a protest against the oppression of binary gender.

A cis man using the women’s restroom is a gender terrorist.

by SmashTheState June 30, 2023

skeletussy

The skeletussy is the pussy or bussy of a deceased person.

Archeologists can’t tell a boy skeletussy from a girl skeletussy because they’re both just bones

by SmashTheState July 26, 2023

Lonelyposting

Posting about or inspired by loneliness. Like hornyposting but not necessarily sexual.

Dude you ok? I saw your lonelyposting on Facebook and I’m worried about you.

by SmashTheState June 20, 2023

tradboy

A tradboy is a tradwife femboy. A male who presents as a traditional female. Likes wearing frilly dresses and skirts, may also be a malewife.

That tradboy is so attractive but they don’t want to show it.

by SmashTheState June 29, 2023

perl clutching

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.

Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript. Bill is perl clutching.

by SmashTheState May 31, 2023