A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who plays Battlefield, and only Battlefield and is really really good at it. Is also good at that game called "Real Life". Chick magnet.
OMGWTFBBQ! that SmasheD dude can pick up chicks and play BF42 at the same time, while looking cool!
A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.
Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.