A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person whose movements resemble the bumbling of a daddy longlegs/cranefly, uncoordinated and directionless. Usually someone who is mentally ill prepared to be in any social situation or just out in public generally.
They also have rather odd, jerky head movements that assume they are struggling with basic concentration
Look over there, old twatty longlegs drifting down the road with the usual vacant expression
The semen from a person in a political position, such as a mayor.
The intern has clearly been getting close to the mayor, they have mayornaise on their sleeve
Someone who is so ugly they should feature in a TV documentary.
You're not just ugly, you're documentary ugly!
Flat, dried out tods that have previously been stood on. '
Don't eat those, they're leather cookies"
Those extra sheets of paper used to make sure you've wiped all the remnants of turd from your hole.
I had to get more paper to make an afterburner to clean the remaining rust from my dirty sherrifs badge
A sausage.
I couldn't remember the word for sausage the other day, so my brain offered me....meat carrot.