A fork of Rural Dictionary
A stickler for texture quality in video games; usually a PC Master Racer. The apparent act of closely examining texture detail on an object in a game results in the player having to get right next to that object as if he was going to lick it. Coined by John "TotalBiscuit" Bain.
Gamer 1: Right, I just installed Crysis 3, lets set everything to max and examine the texture quality. Gamer 2: Pfft. Stupid PC players being wall lickers. Gamer 1: SILENCE FILTHY CONSOLE PEASANT!
Old blues singer code for male masturbation.
"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg!" -Robert Johnson