A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another term for "Are you kidding me," "Get real," or "Give me a fucking break". Used when something so ridiculous is said that it is compared to someone's mom having a dick.
"Hey, I banged Jennifer last night!" "Yeah, mom's dick!"
A man who masturbates using only his thoughts by choice/due to the unavailability of pornography.
Tim went to summer camp and had to become a thoughtsman due to the lack of internet access.
an ape of a girl 🦍❤️ (usually responds to Chloe, may also react to Sophia)
yo did you see that shordie last night, that bitch chloe. holyyyyyyyyy she was a unit.
when you talk to chloe in snap and says nothing to you in accounting
me- hey chloe chloe- … … … me- wow she’s a mod ting. (aside)