A fork of Rural Dictionary
A "hommie" (friend or even an acquaintance) of the smallest caliber. A lil (little for all you white folks out there) hommie will ask you to pass them an object that is 3 feet from their body and 15 feet away from yours. This is someone who will make plans to hang with 10 people while fully knowing that they will only have time to kick it with 2 or 3 of the people, predetermining to flake out/blow off at least 7 other people. A lil hommie is someone who is still your hommie and therefore cannot be avoided altogether but each "chill sesh" you spend with them frustrates you at the caliber of their friendship towards you and their general respect for all other humans besides themselves.
Hommie 1: Dude, Cade ate all the mother-flippin' bacon and left the eggs and pancakes for the rest of us... Hommie 2: What a lil hommie...
An expression of excitement, when you have performed an action or an event has occurred that makes you want to celebrate verbally.
"Bajambles!!!! I just totally pw3ned that nub." Said Stevy Wonder
A drink from China Il. Created by Brad Neely. Literally defined by himself on Reddit as: "First, you get a 2 liter of any lime flavored, green bottle, shit house soft drink drink. Then you pour out 2/3 of it. just in the sink or on the dirt. THEN you pour in Vodka. Or Whiskey, depending of you want your night to be fast or slow. then you walk around in the neighborhood with friends, sharing, watching fireworks and shitting in bushes."
"I'm feeling a bit down let's have ourselves a wildin' night." -dude A "Yo I got the ghetto blaster (s) on lock" -dude b "Slap me some 4 my Irishman." -dude c