A fork of Rural Dictionary
Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.
Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?
Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.
The art of sucking a penis. Hugging the penis with your mouth.
Girl: I am totally thinking about giving Gary a mouth hug...
Boy: Tammy sucked my dick real good last night.
When your boyfriend calls in sick to work so he can stay home and have sex with you all day.
Lady: Bear, will you please stay home and fuck me all day?
Bear: Let me make a phone call.... " I am not feeling well today, I think I am dicksick. "