A fork of Rural Dictionary
Taking an extraordinarily large crap.
"God, last night Grandpa was up bombing Atlantis and I didn't get any sleep."
Slang for a man's penis, also used as a negative term for annoying people.
Person 1: "Caleb wouldn't stop poking me." Person 2: "I know right? He did that to me yesterday." Person 1: "Wow, what a dirdanger."