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The father's father. Can be used as a name for a dog that has an "elderly man" personality.

Me and my Grandpa went fishing. My elderly dog Grandpa hates puppies.

He left my dad

Son:"Dad, why haven't I met Grandpa before?" Dad:"He left me when I was 4 and then claimed that he didn't know he had me when I saw him"

A guy that annoys you by saying that you like to touch old men and also a guy that is inappropriate

"Grandpa shut the fuck up"

Guy's purple and green bong. GRANDPA.

Let's pull Grandpa outta the closet and get high.

A mentally delayed male that has a serious fucking anger problem at the age of 80+. The old son of a fuck still has his god damn liscense and when he is driving....he makes a car back-up of at least 500 feet long. What a fucking prick!

The Old Muther Fucker is driving Downtown: there are 2 kids in the road: "Ahhh! Fuckin Kids!!! get outta the god damn road!!! what the fuck do you think this is?...Fuckin Kids!!...ahh god damn arthritis is goin again.....FUCK!!!

A smelly old man that fucks a banshee every day. Also known as a grandma. He also watches child porn from the hours of 8 to 11 am. Then jerks off into a bowl of soup and eats it.

I'm gonna be a grandpa today

The act of sitting and chilling with your friends. Typically involves activities such as drinking beer and vaping. Physical and intellectual effort is not allowed.

-Dude, u comin over tonight? -Sure, I'm always down for a good grandpaing. -Ahh, what a grandpaing, I really needed this