A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of buying someone a gin and tonic when they didn't want one, preferably with their own money.
Thom: Hey, Josh, it's your round. Fetch me another pint! Josh: Sure thing! *returns with G&T* Josh: GIN RAPE! Thom: Aww.
Repaying a debt using the dregs of your wallet.
Simon: Hey. Have you got the money you owe me? Josh: Sure do. *empties shrapnel from wallet onto table* Simon: Aww. Change raped.
Mathematics done with a focus on speed of calculation rather than accuracy. This change in priority often results in wild approximations and unvalidated assumptions, leading to low quality answers. Often used in rough-work to check previously calculated answers, or in physics-related pub arguments. See also, napkinmath.
Red: Quick! How much worse would it be for Venus to crash into the Earth than Mars? *pause for quickmath* Blue: Well, Venus has twice the radius, and it's a volume, so... 8. It would be 8 times as bad. Red: Wow. Science is awesome.