A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used as a noun, verb, pro-noun,adj. anything really. Used in replacement of words when you cant think of the correct word or wish to keep the object un-named.
What the smackledorf? Suck my smackledorf. What a smackledorfing idiot. The smackledorfing smackledorf, fucking smackledorfed all over her smackledorfs. ...Damn.
A unit of measurement when the actual amount is not known. Usually used with smaller measurements.
Put in a scootchy of baking soda. Could you move over just a scootchy?
When receiving head and about to finish, you slam your girlfriends head down on your dick as far as physically possible while yelling WHAMMY!
Girl: My throat hurts. Friend: Are you sick? Girl: No, my boyfriend gave me a Whammy last night.
The act of going down on a girl with a jolly rancher in your mouth, then inconspicuously spitting the candy into the vagina to be lost forever.
Girl: My basement smells like watermelon! Other Girl: It must be the Fruit of the loom!