A fork of Rural Dictionary
/bōˈmiskyo͞oəs/
adjective
Characterized by wanting to have lots and lots and lots of sex, but only with David Bowie.
"I'm sorry, but I can't date you. You see, I'm Bowmiscuous".
noun
/ˈsnaCHkwak/
offensive for: A gynecologist
I'm going to hop in the shower cuz I'm seeing my snatch quack at noon
/bōˈinsədəns/
noun
1. A coincidence related to the works or persona of David Bowie.
2. The process of being artistically inspired by David Bowie via
a commonality between discrete events.
"We went to the same Glass Spider show? What a Bowincidence!"
"Last night, I dreamed about a carpet sweeper, then my BFF sent me a link about carpet sweepers. Swept away by the Bowincidence, I called in sick and spent the day writing a sonnet about carpet sweepers as a metaphor for the tedious and mundane."
/'lōēˌīt/
noun
A Bowieite who is unusually devoted to the David Bowie album "Low".
Last night, I put "Warszawa" on repeat for three hours while I painted my
bedroom ceiling. What can I say, I'm a Lowieite!
/ˈevəl/
adjective
Irredeemably and irrevokably immoral and cruel.
noun
Irredeemable and irrevocable wickedness.
I'll never forgive her for stealing my diary and posting it online. It wasn't just mean, it was evel.
Don't date him, girl, he's evel to the core and will never change.
/ənˈfəkər/
noun
Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.
Darn it, I accidentally told him I loved him when I was drunk and now he won't return my texts. I need to hire a relationship unfucker.
/ˈspīsɡərl/
noun
A woman who engages in consensual, safe, casual sex with multiple partners purely for fun.
My best friends are all Spice Girls - they're way more interesting and entertaining than my annoyingly monogamous friends.