A fork of Rural Dictionary
/'bōēˌīt/
noun
A person who is unusually devoted to the works and persona of David Bowie.
It's been four years, and I still can't listen to more than one or two David Bowie songs in a row without ending up on a three-day crying jag. Only my fellow Bowieites get it.
/ˌənfəkˈedəb(ə)l/
adjective
Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that stands out as being impossible to forget.
"Unfuckettable ... that's what you are ..."
No, I'm never going to see him again. The sex was unfuckettably terrible.
/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkātiNG/
adjective
Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.
verb
/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/
To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.
My boss is threatened by me, so he gives me confusimicating directives in the hope that I'll slip up.
When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.
/ˈsēkrit/
noun
An "if I told you, I'd have to kill you" secret.
I trust you with my life, but I can't tell you who I'm working for. It's not a secret. It's a sekret.
/fəkˈhetəˌboutīt/
verb
To cease (or to cause someone to cease) thinking about something by engaging in sexual activity.
My boyfriend was totally freaked out about losing his job, but I made him fuckhetaboutit!
/fəkˈedəb(ə)l/
adjective
Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that is boring and unmemorable.
Sally: "So ... how was the sex??!!"
Susan: "Meh. Totally fuckettable."
Sally: "Oh, dear."