Country Dictionary

Soak-N-Poke

The act of entering a hot tub with the intent to have sexual intercourse.

"Wanna come out tonight bro?"
"Sorry can't, I'm gonna go soak-n-poke my girl"

Pocket Pancake

Reserving a pancake in one's pocket for later consumption.

"Yo Tom you got any food man?"
"Yeah dude i've got a few pocket pancakes if you want one"

Ray Rice-ing

Physically attacking a female, often times resulting in legal actions against the offender.

"I was so mad at my girl, I Ray-Riced her ass last night"
"Whoa bro Ray Rice-ing isn't cool"