Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Scoot

An adoopt

Scoots an adoopt cos him mom didn’t aboot (commit prenatal murder/terminoot)

by Socialist Canadia October 15, 2018

Horizontally Challenged

When you’re an edgy, fresh out of uni, 500 pound, buzzfeed reading History teacher.

ME : Go to the gym you fat fuck, also why do you own a Mini?
HIM : IM HORIZONTALLY CHALLENEGED YOU WEIGHT SUPREMICIST FATPHOBIC ASSHOLE

Horizontally Challenged

by Socialist Canadia October 17, 2018

bella woodley

a dinosaur and true crime enthusiast

"you're such a little bella woodley"

by Socialist Canadia February 13, 2024

Raynor Sandwhiches

Some unknown carcinogenic substance slapped between to pieces of cardboard

Raynor Sandwhiches are crap

by Socialist Canadia October 15, 2018