A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your parents So named because they existed before your birth
If your prenatals have no children, chances are neither will you.
A time before Microsoft's Project Natal was revealed. Referred to as a simpler time by many as we didnt have to get off the damn couch to play a game.
Guy 1: Dude! look at this old game controller! Guy 2: Woah! It has buttons and you have to hold it! Guy 1: Yup, this right here is some ancient preNatal technology. Guy 2: Gotta love the good ol' days.
That apartment has some real prenatal funk.
An extreme disappointment, who's foolish mistakes trace back to before they were were even born.
I would have never screwed your mother in the first place, if I had known what kind of prenatal fuckup you'd be.
an alternative term for a miscarriage.
"Wasn't she pregnant?" "Yeah, but the fetus committed prenatal suicide."
Euphemism for birth control pills
Jack: Did you take your prenatal vitamins this morning, sweetheart? Jill: No, I'm trying to trap you in this relationship by getting pregnant.
when one jerks off into your hand then proceeds to bitch slap a hoe.
you ever had a prenatal bitch slap?? Hold on let me show you *spooge* *slap*