A fork of Rural Dictionary
One whose general knowledge of arcane and useless subjects causes them to spew facts intermittently to no avail.
Doug - "Did you know that all polar bears are left handed?" John - "Uh... No... but that's interesting." Claire - "Oh, don't mind dug. He's a fact-ory."
An Urban Dictionary user who, at every opportunity, posts definitions to words that are relevant to the day they are posted, I.E. Christmas, Thanksgiving, or the release of a popular movie.
Not Steve #1: "Wow, another of Steve's definitions was featured!" Not Steve #2: "He's a total holiday whore."
A rhetorical question often used by douchebags to state facts. The correct answer is usually 'true'.
1. Greg - "True or false: I banged Cindy last night!" Herbert - "Uh... True" Greg - "Yeah! True! High-Five!" 2. Fred - "True or False, Camels have three eyelids on each eye?" Pam - "False!" Fred - "Nope, true!
How British people pronounce YouTube.
Nigel - "Hey, again YouChoob! Sorry I haven't been on lately. Bollocks!"