A fork of Rural Dictionary
The term ‘band kid’ means someone that basically lives and breathes a certain selection of memes. These types of ‘memes’ are usually deep fried, t-pose, bruh, 🅱️, thicc, Soviet Russia, roblox oof sound, 🅱️eter griffin, big chungus, Alexa play despacito, liek if u cride, etc. ‘Band kids’ stereotypically like beating it to Pokimane, watching Call me Carson, playing Minecraft, listening to monstercat, watching Reddit text-to-speech videos, PewDiePie, and a bunch of other weird shit. I hope that explained it.
John: 🅱️ig chungus is hella thicc Jeffery: This was actually garbage. Joel: Bruh this guys pfp is some USSR shit and uses 🅱️in 2020, he’s definitely a band kid.
Speedcore subgenre that can be 1000-10,100 BPM making normal Speedcore seem like almost nothing, Its the last thing you'd want your grandma to listen to unless you want her dead Some examples of Extratone: Round Wave Crusher - Kill Your Parents With An Axe Frums - Xnor Xnor Xnor Diabarha - Uranoid M1dy - Kamikaze Big Dave - a a a
Jeff: Hey have you heard this Extratone song? Joel: Whats Extratone Jeff: Listen to this Joel: Jesus christ what is that Jeff: Extratone
A mainstream listener, Usually knows nothing about music, Also known as a music normie. Any true hit blaster will do the following: -Listens to anything trending without taking risks outside popular stuff -Scared of anything above 150 BPM -Claims they "listen to everything" -Calls shitty mainstream bands "Indie" (whatever that means anymore) -Listens extremely mainly to Pop, Will occasionally listen to weak Rock or mainstream EDM (like Marshmello and The Chainsmokers) -Knows nothing about music -Will die if they hear a Deathstep or Splittercore song -Probably 8-14 y/o -Calls any EDM song Dubstep
Music expert: Hi, What's your favorite music genre? Hit blaster: I listen to everything Music expert: Really? What do you think about this song? *Shows them Noisekick - Reaching For The Sky* Hit blaster: *Dies* _______________ Hit blaster: Hey look at this great indie song I found! *shows random ass mainstream band* Music expert: What's so indie about this? Hit blaster: The style bro Music expert: Indie means industrial, Not released on a label, This was released on vevo, That's a label
The only EDM genre where all tracks sounds exactly the same. Complextro features simple shitty dubstep bass house drops, copied build-ups and chipmunk vocals unrelated to anything How to make Complextro: 1. Take a dubstep drop loop and shorten it to 128 BPM. 2. Add high pitched vocals so it sounds like you're listening to something from Alvin and the chipmunks 3. Make a buildup with uplifter samples you can found in any pirated vengeance sample pack. 4. For the drop take the dubstep drop loop you shortened and add a House drum loop to it so it sounds like a House-Dubstep mess 5. In order to be called 'creative' add some chiptune at the beginning 6. ??? 7. Submit the track to monstercat 8. Get tons of edgy "animators" to make animation memes of your shitty song 9. Profit After the success of Complextro on monstercat, It became one of those most over saturated genres since 2014
Jeff: Fuck I hate House Joel: Why? Jeff: Listen to this *plays complextro song* Joel: Ofc thats bad, Thats complextro. Heres a good House song *plays future bounce song* Jeff: Thats much better