A fork of Rural Dictionary
Nobody can see you if there are no witnesses.
"I use heavy stealth."
#1 Something related to are like a puppy #2 (typically of an action) cute and adorable, something a puppy would do
#1 That cloud looks puppyish #2 She did a little puppyish dance
The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.
"I will dig up every bit of dirt you have and make you this week's laughing stock."
An uncommon variation of "so to speak" and "that is to say", possibly originating from the two phrases being mixed together or the direct translation of the German phrase 'so zu sagen'. Either way, it gets the point across.
"When that happens, it's best to "do as the Romans do", so to say.
Son: Hey, when's Dad's free trial of death going to be over? Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?
Handwriting so bad, it looks like you wrote it with your feet.
If only there was a magic spell or computer algorithm that can decode footwriting.
An empty threat. The US's equivalent to "China's final warning".
"Hey, did you hear? Putin warns that he'll attack the US." "That's not going to happen." "What makes you so sure?" ""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."