A fork of Rural Dictionary
Odd Morten is the pseudonym for a bearded, burger eating slob. An "Odd Morten" is often seen driving a green peugeot, or a black Quasqai. He will eat you on sight. Dont come near him
Æg vil ha hæmbørgar i skjegget mitt, saman med odd morten
Lars Bendik is a Norwegian male name where "Lars" means "Lard Arse" and "Bendik" (pron Bend Dick) means Bent Dick. This is also where the phrase "Åssen henger'n?" comes from, meaning "How does it hang", refering to the male genitalia.
Lars Bendik asked the prostitute for money