A fork of Rural Dictionary
Calling somebody a CP Warrior refers to that persons possession of child pornography and active attempt of justification by saying ungodly shit like: "They said they wanted to" or "If I'm as old as them, it's not illegal". Typically aged 13-16, failed foundation maths and have a biblical name.
Luke: "They're 15 and I'm 15 so it cancels out!"
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."
An influencer house, like the Hype House or something. However instead of influencers, it's filled with OnlyFans models making TikTok videos in revealing or curve-emphasizing clothing to promote their OnlyFans pages and the house itself is an AirBnB. Rumor has it that 5 new kinds of STDs originated from there.
Luke: "Yo trust me, these bitches in The Bop House are so fucking hot!!"
Rico: "Dumbass they're trying to get as many teens addicted to porb as they can. Why do you think they're on that stretched-res-people app TikTok?"
Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.
Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"
Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."
Pronounced /tʃɪŋk/ (chink). A racist insult against Italians originating from when they played cards on the construction site and said "five" in Italian (cinque) and the non-Italian co-workers using it to insult them.
Alexander: "Dude, you see Matteo? He's such a weird ass, pizza-making chinq."
Dude: "Ikr, right? Dumbass Italian."
Matteo: "I lost my kids in the divorce."
When you jack off so many times in a day that your offsprings get mixed in piss instead of seminal plasma.
Edward: Dude, I just jerked off like 6 times and I pissjaculated on myself and it was white!
Aaron: Why the fuck are you telling me this?
A jerk circle done in the Bosnian manner, meaning at least 5 or more guys have to stand in a circle and jerk the man on their left off. Another variant is only 5 guys in a circle and they jerk the second person to their left off. At the end, the cum-coction gets used in a sourdough bread and then eaten by the participants. Including crust and crumbs.
Vuk: "Hej, hajde da napravimo krug i da se drkamo!(Hey, let's form a circle and jack off!)"
David(not Day-vid): "Naravno, kao Bosanci? (Sure, like the Bosnians?)"
Luke: "I'm down, I'm a fag anyway."
Filip: "Same but I'm bot making the sourdough bread again."
Tito:"We should do the Bosnian jerk circle in Sarajevo, because I'm a diktator."