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S&S

Abbreviation for Shit and Shower. This is a hygienic technique that saves time, improves personal hygiene, and causes bowel movements to be more regular. By following a shit with a shower, one can reduce the need for wiping, as well as eliminating any risk of dingleberries. This technique is also commonly used by the extraordinarily lazy.

Dude, I had the most relaxing S&S last night. Wife 1: My husband really needs to wipe his ass better, he leaves crusty shit in his boxers. Wife 2: Sounds like all he needs is to adopt the S&S technique.

by Soolazy August 07, 2010