A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you use a potato as a fleshlight and mud as lube.
Mate, im so poor I've begun using polish pay for satisfaction.OR Did you hear about Smith? He found polish pay at the farm.
When a rat or a cat comes popping by and scares you away. Running and screaming as you leave.
Yesterday I saw a huge rat pop his head around a corner, I gave it a badger nope. Ran the hell away from there.