A fork of Rural Dictionary
A group of Lunsfords (Total studs that beautiful women fawn over)
Hot chick 1: Look at those Lunsford Brothers over there.
Hot chick 2: The tall one is super hot.
HOT chick 3: They are ALL hot!!!!
A caucasion male who has had sex with at least one negro female.
Danny fucked that black girl named Latoya, and became a southern gentleman. He's so cool!
An extremely attractive, highly intelligent, super courteous, and extraordinarily successful male with an incredibly charming sense of humor. Women find these men wonderfully satisfying in every way and commonly refer to them as the total package. Originally from the Southeast and known as Southern Gentlemen wherever they go, Lunsfords have been spotted across the Rocky Mountains and as far west as California. Lunsfords are often flanked by other Lunsfords and as a group they are collectively known as Lunsford Brothers.
Unimaginably Gorgeous Lady #1: My man is absolutely awesome. He’s handsome, polite, funny, owns his own jet, and is a tremendously satisfying lover.
Unimaginably Gorgeous Lady #2: Wow! He sounds like a real Lunsford, does he have a Brother!?
The act of placing your eye on another person's protuberance and winking multiple times.
I put my eye on my girl's nipple and began to wink. Despite laughing hysterically, she was not pleased by the winkfuck.