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protuberance

a creature's protruding male organs.

that deer must have been female, or its protuberance would have prevented it from sliding across my hood.

by xilvar January 12, 2011

Protuberance

A protuberance is an object that protrudes from a person, animal, or object, usually long and tall in size.

My friend has a massive protuberance in his genital area

by Ggfl05 February 15, 2021

mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits. Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser. Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.

"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!

by Dave the Sheep July 14, 2010

anal protuberance

An object that juts out from one's anal cavity. For example, a dildo, vibrator, or other adult marital aid.

Did you hear that Keith had to go to the hospital to have a large anal protuberance removed from his gay ass?

by bclover September 25, 2007

protuberance check

when you get your protuberances checked by other people.

"Let me protuberance check you...one protuberance...two protuberance...three protuberance."

by talking.bush November 21, 2024