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St. Peter’s calling my name

An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation. A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.

Mom, Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now. Love, John

by SouthernScout January 13, 2023

Rode the last train home

Someone in a group dies on a journey

Jack returned to Boston, Tom went to Vancouver, and Dan rode the last train home.

by SouthernScout November 06, 2020

Took the last train home

Someone dies while on a journey

Rick returned to New York, Tom went to Vancouver, and John took the last train home.

by SouthernScout November 06, 2020

Whole ‘nother book

Another way to say “a whole ‘nother story,” or when a new topic is on a different level or problem

Person 1: Yeah, she’s crazy. Person 2: But what about that other girl? Person 1: That’s a whole ‘nother book, man.

by SouthernScout December 06, 2020

Stay in your jealousy

It meansyou’re mad

Person 1: god you’re so annoying Person 2: stay in your jealousy 💅

by SouthernScout November 21, 2020