A fork of Rural Dictionary
An illogical, unwanted and unfortunate event that can only happen in the country of Macau. Typically, it happens only to expats and doesn’t make a lot of sense.
Richard felt sad that the toilet at work was always covered in spackle.He complained, but his boss made him clean it. That poor mother fucker was Macaued, big-time.
An involuntary erection usually occurring in an unwanted situation, and often leading to embarrassment. I.e) cafeteria, family living room, parents vehicle, place of work or school.
Lester was late for class because he had to wait for his Barbarian boner to subside.
When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.
Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.