Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

body tetris

An act of passion involving numerous Tetris shapes and positions, including but not limited to: The Greased Flagpole, The French Clown, and The Messed up Squirrel, WARNING: NOT FOR AMATEURS!

Jeffrey that was a wonderful round of Body Tetris! Thanks for suprising me with The Messed up Squirrel.

by Spandy April 27, 2005

feebjog

The gross old man on your block who always jogs around in short shorts and no shirt with their "chest oldness" flapping about like nothing is wrong.

Check out that gross feebjog, he really needs a shirt and longer shorts

by Spandy April 29, 2005

la

Marijuana laced with angel dust.

I just wanna chill and twist the la.

by Spandy April 18, 2003

Floor Show

This is the goings on of the late night experience at Denny's, Norm's, Harbor House Cafe and any other 24 hour restaurant, this is where the drunks and crazies come to kill time while waiting for their buzz to wear off.

Lets go to Harbor House Cafe because their floor show is better than Denny's

by Spandy September 13, 2005

High Fizzle

Much like the 'High Five' the High Fizzle joins two hands briefly with a slap and usually followed by a kaboot.

DOOD! Hit me up with a High Fizzle! KABOOT!

by Spandy May 01, 2005

Pro: vs. Con:

A game of wits and challenge to see who can say the weirdest thing when they take either side of pro or con. This keeps going like the energizer bunny, and the only rules are that there are no rules!

Pro: A jellyfish eats nothing but sand and whey! Con: Harps dont carry people in their trunks!

by Spandy April 30, 2005

emo mirror picture

A body shot, usually in black and white taken in your bathroom or some other mirror then posted on the internet, usually myspace

Myspace.com addict 1: Have you posted your emo mirror picture? Myspace.com addict 2: i have 12!

by Spandy April 29, 2005