Country Dictionary

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slam-o-rama

Noun: a group sexual encounter; an orgy.

After the city shut down the "club", the slam-o-rama shifted from one location to another.

by Speedog 2 December 24, 2010

schmeplicate

Verb: for a human male to copulate with an alien female in exchange for Bud Light.

Upon exiting the saucer, the alien commander declared "In order to save our civilization, we must schmeplicate with a male of your species. In exchange, we offer you this (Bud Light bottles)."

by Speedog 2 January 16, 2011

crackanoia

Noun: a crack cocaine-induced state of paranoia, usually temporary.

“Frank’s repeated binges and resultant crackanoia got him booted from Pete’s crib.”

by Speedog 2 January 20, 2011

Ann Coulter Lite

Nickname: American columnist and broadcaster Monica Crowley, so-called because while espousing many conservative views and opinions in common with Ann Coulter, she tends to avoid making the kind of extremist polemic outbursts which have undermined Coulter's credibility as a journalist.

Publically, Monica Crowley is dismissive of the appellation "Ann Coulter Lite", but privately relishes the turf she has acquired as a result of the more favorable impression she has gained by comparison with the better-known conservative drama queen.

by Speedog 2 December 26, 2010

rope nazi

Noun: the goon who controls the velvet rope at the entrance to innumerable pretentious nightclubs; admitting only the favored few while rejecting the unhip-du-jour. Synonymous with "checklist nazi" in instances when the goon can actually read above a third-grade level.

Curtis the rope nazi at Alias was notorious for sliding the "inside" in exchange for a C-note from a dude, or a blow job from a chick.

by Speedog 2 January 29, 2011

carry on bag

Noun: human or animal rectum utilized as a temporary receptacle for the concealed transportation of contraband or illegal items through a zone or period of inspection for such items, most especially at international airports and during international flights.

"Gary really had to keep it undercover for like 6 hours, but his carry on bag didn't let the band down."

by Speedog 2 November 12, 2010

BOGO

American slang: Blow One, Get One. Oral sex performed in exchange for a favor or an item.

Dawn got a dub for the BOGO she did on Gary.

by Speedog 2 December 17, 2010