A fork of Rural Dictionary
Amazing album by Velvet Revolver, who played at the Hyde Park Live 8 in London.
Wow, Velvet Revolver's new album Contraband ROCKS
Phrases, Words, or even material such as racist YouTube videos that white people share with each other but would never show their black friends.
Person 1: I say fellow white person, search for ______ on YouTube. I found it racially hilarious. Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband.
A used tampon placed in a plastic bag. The person who carries bloody tampon contraband is eager to be searched. Repeat offenders often carry bloody tampon contraband to discourage unlawful searches by police and other authorities.
I hope that cop tries to search me again, this time I got a present for him. When he reaches in my pocket this time all he is gonna find is bloody tampon contraband.
A sweater or hoodie that is borrowed from an elderly person.
“omg i love your sweater!” thanks, it s a contraband papi”
The opposite of contraband (desirable/valuable items which you do not own but wish to possess), this term refers to decidedly UNdesirable/useless items (heaps of trash, bald tires, hideous-looking/sloppy-fitting clothing, etc.) which ARE indeed legally yours, but which you strongly wish to get rid of.
I got busted for "non-possession of reverse-contraband" when I was attempting to dispose of a truckload of moldy mattresses by throwing them into a ravine.