Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

home cracker

pretty much the same as a home boi/boy, home slice, home skillet, home dog, homie, homie g, home fag, etc...but cooler

Jennifer and Spencer are HOME CRACKERS!!1!11one1!!1oneone!

by Spencer S. October 02, 2005

netslut

A female aged 14-30 who has sex with multiple partners whom she met via the internet

see also: wordnetwhore/word, wordsecret ugly/word, wordsecret fatty/word.

I am going to fuck this little netslut tonight and then block her AIM name.

by Spencer S. April 08, 2003

Sactap

To perfect the art of hitting a male in the testicles using a whiplike motion of the wrist, for ones own entertainment.

Dude, I sactaped Cooper on Monday, it was so funny.

by Spencer S. May 15, 2005

bis

Weird, ugly, fat ommpa-loompa like creature. Particularly bad grammar/spelling. Will bite.

see also: wordsecret ugly/word, wordsecret fatty/word.

Bis punched me in the chest because he could not reach my face.

by Spencer S. April 08, 2003

TheDangles

Southside bruiser. Will come to your house, drink all your booze, eat all your food, and make a general nuisance of himself.

see also: worddrunk/word, wordslob/word

thedangles came to my crib and the next day I had to hire a maid and restock my frigge.

by Spencer S. April 10, 2003

Raygun

1. Super Badass affiliated with the website BAMF.com; he will kick your ass and then fuck your wife, children, and pets.
2. A futuristic gun that shoots laser/plasma beams at word4um kiddies/word.

see also: wordpimp/word

All hail raygun. Raygun is our leader.

by Spencer S. April 08, 2003

secret ugly

A person who misrepresents themselves online by using their most flattering picture, by using a picture that is many years out of date, or a combination therein.

Or:

Someone who uses the magic of photoshop to appear good-looking.

see also, "wordsecret ugly/word"

"I had been talking to her on AIM for months, but when I finally saw her, she was hideous like the elephant man. Total secret ugly."

by Spencer S. April 08, 2003